That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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