my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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