You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
She announced her abortion via fbk
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
Randomize