Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
Do vagina's smell?
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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