So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Someone signed my nipple.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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