I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
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