There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
Randomize
