We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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