Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Bang-toberfest begins!!
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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