Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
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