Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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