I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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