maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
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