Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
we should paint friendship bongs
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