No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
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