Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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