True but thats because hes a fetus.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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