We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
They are going to name an STD after you.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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