How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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