she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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