ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
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windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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