Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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