My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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