I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
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