So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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