My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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