The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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