So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
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