Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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