can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Randomize
