Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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