You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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