bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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