im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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