gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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