So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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