god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
