Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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