At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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