i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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