i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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