Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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