the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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