awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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