my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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