question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
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