She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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