I accidentally had phone sex last night
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I licked your asshole in confidence.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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