So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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