Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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