I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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