I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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