Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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