I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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