You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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