nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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